Best of Etsy: Creative Penis-Themed Products For the Home [NFSFFW]

Feeling like your space could use some filling? Let's not beat around the bush. You need more dick in your life. You might be thinking, a good one can be hard to come upon. Well, you don't have to search long and wide because Etsy's not hiding the sausage. We could just eat a bag of these six delightfully creative products from Etsy sellers.

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1. These cuddly oversized pillow pets from DefianceMarket.

2. Modern genital planters from AfterDark3D.

3. Giftable custom lettered mugs from MugsBerry.

4. A very classy door pull from BronzestoreID.

5. This tasteful toothpaste, uh, attachment from ComedyPrintCo.

6. Frameworthy floral artwork from Agedpixel.

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