Quiz: Which We Bare Bears Character is Your Spirit Animal?

You may have noticed that we here at My So-Curated Life are enormous fans of stress-free television. Silly, cute, non-confrontational, warm, glowing, soothing, reassuring television. Preferably with jokes. That's why we go all smushy for We Bare Bears, a Cartoon Network series that follows the lives of three best bro bears as they navigate the hip and realistically multi-ethnic landscape of San Fransisco. The cartoon show is based on creator Daniel Chong's online comic, "Three Bare Bears," which was just a tad more crass and violent than the TV treatment. If you live or spend any time in a place like San Francisco, Brooklyn, Austin— ie., with hipsters— you'll be relating to the furry protagonists' trials and tribulations before you know it. So if you haven't watched the show, do so immediately!

Because not only will it mellow out the terrified voices in your head for a bit, it'll also allow you to get even the "bear" minimum of enjoyment out of this quiz!

1. What color are you?

a) White
b) Brown
c) Black and White
d) Korean
e) The obvious punchline here would be, "This question is incredibly offensive." But in this case it actually definitely is, and so is the whole "spirit animal" meme, and I'm not sure I want to continue this quiz.
f) Marsupial

2. The correct answer to the above was E. Did you get it? Way to go! Now you're ready to start the Real Quiz!

Gif by Emi Chocola

1. Pick the most delicious.

a) Ramen.
b) Sushi.
c) Where the snacks at?
d) Pizza is life.
e) Giant. Frickin'. Burrito.
f) Fame.

2. What's your idea of a perfect date?

a) Um... *blushes* I don't really date.
b) Romantic dinner in that hotel made of ice.
c) Nobody would ever date me, no way. Trust me.
d) Netflix and hand-holding.
e) Ultimate frisbee and an action movie!
f) You watch me win an award and then we make it rain eucalyptus leaves in my Bentley.

3. How social are you?

a) I'm pretty shy, except with my best friends.
b) I communicate as necessary.
c) I actively hide from most people, but I can't get enough of my buddies.
d) I'm popular on social media but really awkward irl.
e) I wanna chill with everyone! All the time!
f) I have an entourage, but I'm secretly lonely.

4. Your friends would say you're...
(choose only one compliment)

a) A genius, but I don't know...
b) Intense.
c) So... tall!
d) Really sweet and innocent. Wait, is that a compliment?
e) Like super brave. And totally awesome!
f) Muthafreakin' adorbs!

5. What's your most important possession?

a) My backpack. It's got all my books and homework in it.
b) My axe. Can't sleep without my axe.
c) My friends! I guess that's more than one possession cuz there's three of'em!
d) I don't think I could choose between my phone and my inhaler.
e) This VHS tape, but you don't need to know what's on it. It's honestly nothing.
f) ME!

6. If you had to pick one, which job would you take?

a) Librarian.
b) Master chef by day, battlebot engineer by night.
c) Basketball player.
d) Cupcake production line worker.
e) Action hero!
f) Viral internet sensation.

7. What was your favorite subject in school?

a) I was good at pretty much every subject.
b) Home economics.
c) Lunch!
d) Art.
e) Phys ed.
f) Theater.

8. Your sense of style?

a) I like baggy clothes I can kinda hide in.
b) Always understated.
c) Keep it simple, keep it fun.
d) Kawaii =^.^=
e) Big and beautiful!
f) Cute and sexy.

What'd you get?

Mostly A's

You're Chloe. It's rough being the metaphorical little fish in a big pond. But with a little help from your friends who are literally three actual bears, you're meeting the challenges head-on. Don't study too hard now. In a few years you'll be completely burnt out on academics and drinking heavily to cope with both the deep-seated resentment you've developed toward your parents and the inevitable decline of your best friends who are bears and bears only live like 20-30 years... Seriously you should Google it right now if you didn't already know that. Didn't you write up a whole presentation on bears?

Mostly B's

Congratulations. You are Ice Bear. No one can truly know you. You are full of secrets (like where do you keep your axe when you're not wearing any clothes?) and your origin story raises more questions than it answers. With your curtness, you keep others at a distance. But though you thrive in frost, your heart is warm and your voice hot, and you will always sacrifice for the greater good: eg., cooking and cleaning and letting both of your brothers ride on your back when the three of you go out. You are a deadly enigma and possibly a Russian sleeper agent. Be careful.

Mostly C's

Aw man, you're Charlie... You can't decide whether you're a hermit or a social butterfly, and it's pretty annoying. You are a Sasquatch which is weird, but that's not your problem. Your problem is that you reek of insecurity, and you close your ears when the only people/bears/whatever who deeply care about you try to help you love yourself, and understand boundaries. Being a Sasquatch doesn't help though. Just... You'll get there.

Mostly D's

You are Panda. You're constantly searching for Ms. Right, but you'll settle for Ms. Manga Body Pillow Right Now. The majority of your self-esteem is derived from impersonal social interactions on the internet, which is sad because you're so fuzzy and huggable-looking like a panda bear. You will find love one day, when you're older than however old you are supposed to be now (but still alive so under 30), when you're less naive, when you're not the bumbling nerdy guy character in a children's cartoon. For now, gentle Pan Pan, you do you. #TeamPanda

Mostly E's

Alright! You're Grizz! You'd do anything for your friends, or even strangers. Helping others is your calling, and your curse. It's just so addictive to feel needed right? You get so pumped. You are probably just super keen and not on coke. You want to be adored; you want to be a movie star or a pro athlete or a national hero. You're an amazing being, but you put too much pressure on yourself. You're awesome already, and if greatness awaits you, it will come. Just for godsakes stay away from the coke.

Mostly F's

You're Patton Oswa— You're Nom Nom! You're all about the cute and cuddly act, but you've got a dark side; like a once-harmless internet meme that's gone rogue and started tweeting out death threats to anyone who doesn't like and share it. Plenty of people admire you and want to be your friend, but you're so far up your own pouch you can't understand what friendship is.
Get it? Cuz you're a koala? XD And you probably aren't on coke either yet.

You didn't actually take the quiz you just skimmed the whole thing

You're Ranger Tabes. You had the potential to be pretty cool, but you just aren't.

#sorrynotsorry

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